Rich Hall

Thank you very much. (Holds up the picture that Anthony drew) This is how you see us is it? Your primative little cave drawings here Anthony - fine work. This is how you see us from the Northern Hemisphere...here's how we see you people (turns picture upside down) That's it. Everything upside down and twisted and perverted. Look at yourselves! Look at you! Look at yourselves people! Yes! Run in shame (Anthony runs off)...don't you. Because you know that we're right because we are white, and it worked this way. It was subconsciously planned that we would sit in the white virginal pure, with wings sprouting behind us...(looks at other team) red, crimson, satanic, devil tripod horns coming out from behind their heads - the devils bikini patch. Look at it! Ladies and gentlemen.

Clearly, we are right, and it's cheap of you, but predictable to go after the American's and say, oh yeah we're all responsible for all the stupid...we're all responsible for all the stupid stuff ladies and gentlemen. It has nothing to do with countries. I've seen the advertising. I turn on the tv here, it's all the crap that we sell in America, and it's just filtered it's way right here. Ab crunch - washboard stomachs - like you really need that to get along in life, like you need a washboard stomach in a Trinadad steel drum type bin ass. It's advertising. We're all evolving into these pea brained individuals with bus of steel, and that's what we'll be - just hillbilly washboard stomachs, with Trinidad carnival buns of steel.

Aliens will take us over and use us for musical instruments ladies and gentlemen. That's what we'll be. Not even smart aliens, big and sepolitic (?) headed, deliverance type aliens playing Hillbilly music on a bridge somewhere while Ned Beatty gets it up anyway, you know what I'm sayin' ladies and gentlemen. It's just pointless. It's advertising. It's an insult isn't it? It has nothing to do with countries ladies and gentlemen. This is an extremely smart country - I've seen the cryptic crosswords. I can't figure out one blank in a cryptic crossword puzzle ladies and gentlemen. I sit in a coffee shop...nothin, starin' at it. Guys with three teeth are zippin' through these things out. I'm just starin' at it goin', "What kind of weird, archaic..." I kept having Masonic secrets to figure it out. In America we have crossword puzzles. Yes, call me a lateral, crab walking thinker, but you know, lets say the answer is...I don't know, "Barcelona" The clue would be something like, "Spanish city". But here, no. It's "Barcelona". The clue?..."By night we wander the rambless, tomorrow we will eat Piaha (?), grab alone, grab alone." Grab alone? What does that mean? Grab alone?

So, you can't say that you're blissful. You're comedians, you're smart people, huh? Oh anyway, ladies and gentlemen, the thing is stop being told that you're stupid. Stop letting advertising dictate your lives. You know, it just snacks, it's Coke, it's Pepsi, you can walk through the streets and just see more and more sh*t for sale. Crap! And we buy it and we're rewarded for buyin' it, and using it up and then buying more. It might be crap, but you can have it by tomorrow. This piece of s*it, you can have it by tomorrow. Good things come to those who wait, but sh*t shows up right away. Just pick up the phone, bring me the Bert Newton Ab cruncher. 29 people in California killed themselves. I don't miss them. You know its called thinning the herd, ladies and gentlemen. There are just some people who are so stupid, you know. I hope they're on a UFO because these are the kind of people god and satan fight over. They go, "I don't want them! You take them! For gods sake you owe me one here."..."They're idiots! They're complete idiots!"..."Yeah yeah, alright. I'll take them. Put them in the lake of firedown there in the shallow end next to the lifeguard okay? "

So, those peole, look they weren't American, they weren't Austrian, they were idiots ladies and gentlemen. They were people who chose to leave this planet because they were so stupid. They couldn't deal with itwhich is why they lived in California, and I don't feel sorry for them. Meanwhile, a guy here bites into a springroll, boom! He's takin' a dirt nap. You know, he didn't ask for it. If these 39 people had just came over here and eaten springrolls, and the people who eat the springrolls went to California, they'd be living in a mansion. Everybody would be happy and blissful. But no, no it doesn't happen. You can't afford to be happy. You can't afford to be blissful. We're too smart to be blissful. Idiots, you know, that's Americans. They tell you to have a nice day. They don't mean it, it's just something they have to spout out. Nobody really believes that you'll ever have a completely nice day. It's possible to have a good fifteen minutes, that's about it ladies and gentlemen. A good quarter of an hour, and if you have that, then be happy, be blissful. Thank you very much.